Placebotron 5000
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Got yourself a case of cybercrosis,metal fatigue, or Corrodia Gravis? Well, you're in luck. The Placebotron 5000 is GUARANTEED[1] to cure what ails you!
It's so cheap, you won't be able to afford NOT to have one!Swindle
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Ask Vector Prime
Swindle, Swindle & Swindle had the Placebotron 5000 available for lease. Ask Vector Prime
- ↑ Note: efficacy varies by 'bot. Results NOT guaranteed. All sales final, no money back.

