Placebotron 5000
Got yourself a case of cybercrosis, metal fatigue, or Corrodia Gravis? Well, you're in luck. The Placebotron 5000 is GUARANTEED<ref>Note: efficacy varies by 'bot. Results NOT guaranteed. All sales final, no money back.</ref> to cure what ails you!
It's so cheap, you won't be able to afford NOT to have one!{{#if:|{{{quote2}}}}}{{#if:Swindle|Swindle{{#if:|, {{{3}}}|}}|}}
Fiction
[edit]Ask Vector Prime
[edit]Swindle, Swindle and Swindle had the Placebotron 5000 available for lease. Swindle's Spiel, 2015/10/03
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