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This article is about the gropeable piece of anatomy. For the Decepticon sub-group, see Breastmaster.
Her fun-cushions are on the right.

Boobs, also known as breasts, bazookas, milk wagons, maracas, bristols, Sister Mary-Benedict, hooters, light and bitter, big McDuffs and funbags are thin sheets of meat and fat stretched over a container of saline (or less commonly silicone) adorning the front-upper chassis of human (and many nonhuman) females.

The purpose of boobs is to provide traction and a convenient hand-hold during the act of mating, which frequently becomes so slippery that there is danger of falling off. Also, that is where the babies feed.

Fiction

Marvel Comics UK

Jazz admired Arcee's upper chassis design while Hot Rod stood by, clueless as to what he's talking about. Prime's Rib!

Toys

Transmetal Airrazor's boobs have been designed to lift and seperate.
  • Airazor (Deluxe Transmetal, 1998/1999)
Japanese ID number: C-44
Transmetal Airazor transforms into a mechanical falcon, with a third "seaplane" mold with fold-down pontoons. In robot mode, the chromed beast-mode backplate can fold around it for a "shield" mode.
The Japanese version of this toy is largely identical, but the yellow plastics were replaced with a bright orange. The "AIRAZOR" tampograph on its chromed shields was also changed to "CYBERTRON" with the Maximal faction symbol. It was available both as an individual and in a two-pack with Quickstrike.
This mold was also used to make Armada Airazor.
  • Blackarachnia (Transmetal 2, 1999)
Japanese ID number: C-48
The Transmetal 2 version of Blackarachnia transforms into a large organic/mechincal monstrous spider, featuring a grappling hook, switching faction symbols, and a spin-kick action feature. This toy was initially hard to find at retail, as one of the toy's features, a piece of removable chest armor (no, really), was altered slightly, delaying later shipments.
This mold was used to make the BotCon 2000 exclusive Arcee.