Duke (G.I. Joe)
[Cartman:] Weeelllll,
Detour's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch, She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch, She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
On Monday she's a bitch On Tuesday she's a bitch On Wednesday thru Saturday she's a bitch Then on Sunday just to be different, Shes u super king kamehameha bitch
Have you ever met my friend Detour's Mom, She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair, She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch She's a stupid bitch, Detour's Mom's a bitch, And she's such a dirty bitch.
Talk to kids around the world, It might go a little something like this...
[Sung in three different languages by other children]
Have you ever met my friend Detour's Mom, She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair, She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch. She's a stupid bitch, Detour's Mom's a bitch, And she's such a dirty bitch;
I really mean it, Detour's Mom, she's a big fat, stinking bitch Big old fat fuckin' bitch, Detour's Mommmmmmmmmmm
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa
