Serenity Spa

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Hello, citizen! Are you feeling tired? Stressed? Starting to question the glorious wisdom of the state? Well, that's not right. Perhaps you need a trip to Serenity Spa, the foremost relaxation center and thoughtcrime correction facility on Cyberton. The brainchild of the illustrious Directorate-General Starscream, the spa promises a full range of options to help you win your battle against tension and yourself! Doubleplusgood!

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After Rook spoke out against Starscream one time too many, he was put on a mandatory sabbatical at Serenity Spa, where he was reprogrammed so he'd stop broadcasting his negativity to the good folk of Axiom Nexus, as well as informing everyone about what a swell guy that Starscream was and how lucky they were he was around. It didn't take too long for the reprogramming to wear off. Rook - Axiom Nexus News, 2016/03/13 So Rook was taken back to the spa, only this time instead of invasive brain surgery he was given some heavy-duty circuit suppressants. After that, Rook cared less about the Directorate-General's unethical actions, and more about helping viewers get in contact with the Great Cosmic Tree. Rook - Axiom Nexus News, 2016/03/17