Hard hat
A hard hat is the primary means by which all humans cover their heads. They are either considered highly fashionable, or else required to be worn by international law. Humans not only wear hard hats in typical situations such as oil rigs or ruby crystal mines, but also during a variety of other endeavors such as:
- Robbing a bank
- Driving a tractor trailer
- Reading meters at a hydroelectric plant
- Designing doomsday weapons
- Going to a museum.
- Cleaning subway tunnels in New York
- Fixing a time-travelling crashed alien starship millions of years in the past from damage caused by bio-mechanical rhinoceros sneezes.
- Making
evilmorally ambiguous TransTech scientists suspicious.
The versatility of the hard hat in fact seems to be limitless.
Fiction
[edit]Rescue Bots cartoon
[edit]In a fog, the top of a fire hydrant can be confused for a hard hat. Return of the Dino Bot
When Boulder was flipped over, Graham Burns's hard hat fell off. Tip of the Iceberg
Ask Vector Prime
[edit]According to Vector Prime, Primacron's funny-looking headgear was in fact a hard hat, the ancient being following the fashion trends of his universe, Primax 984.17 Alpha Ask Vector Prime, 13/7/2015