Wyatt's Roadsideaganza

From MediaWiki
Revision as of 04:37, 18 April 2009 by Repowers (talk | contribs) (seriously, WTF?)
Jump to navigationJump to search
Wyatt's Roadsideaganza is a human-run business in the Shattered Glass continuity.

Come on down to Wyatt's Roadsideaganza! Open all week, 8AM to 6PM! Stop by on your way to somewhere much more exciting, and take a picture of yourself in front of giant dinosaurs, Monstroso, the Robot Horror from Beyond, or the World's Largest Woodchuck![1] Twenty dollars per photograph, please.

Be sure not to miss the Prog Rock, right next to the dinosaurs!

Fiction

Shattered Glass

Heatwave tracked a downed stasis pod's transponder signal to Wyatt's Roadsideaganza, destroyed all the attractions (mistaking them for attacking monsters), and revived "Monstroso", who then proceeded to blow his alien space-pod up.

Rock band Cold Slither seems to have been camped in the parking lot that night. The Desert Heat!

Footnotes

  1. Woodchuck may be up to 80% concrete by volume.