User talk:EthanBats

YOU BLEW IT ALL UP, DAMN YOU!

You horse-shitting donkey-rapist. Don't you realize that by encouraging people to buy a transformers toy from a different toyline at the same price point, you're committing an act of violence upon the ROTF line?

Without the electronically-tabulated sales, inventory will be thrown off. Stores won't know to restock the movie toys and will instead order more of whatever non-selling shelfwarmer you used to commit your fraud. Come inventory, those non-sales show up as theft-- movie toys that appear to have disappeared from the store, which negativel yimpacts the profitability rating for the entire line-- no one wants to stock a toyline that has a higher-than-average theft rate!

And where do your sales go? To Animated probably. You're racking up extra sales for the canceled toyline so that the store can order twice as many Animated deluxes as it needs (since none have ever actually left the store) and take up all the pegspace so they don't bother to order new product.

Your little "clever scam" causes the entire system to break down. Profitability numbers go askew (relatively little 'theft' has a HUGE impact on this) the re-ordering system gets confused, supply lines become jammed with the wrong product, stores become mis-saturated... and none of it get straightened until inventory-- at which point the toy you bought is recorded as stolen.

You bitch and bitch and bitch that stores never having the toys you want-- your are making this problem worse. Even honorable suicide can only partially offset this shame. You sir, are worse than Iggy-Hitler. -Derik 23:07, 12 May 2009 (EDT)