Egypt

Too big for England to steal.

Ah Egypt, cradle of human civilization, birthplace of culture, writing and art!

It is home to the pyramids! 2,500 years ago these structures were the most ancient of the Seven Wonders of the World, and are the only one of the 7 that still exist today.

(They attract craziness like you wouldn't believe.)

Japanese name: ? (角錐国)