Princeton University

That's Latin for "WOOOOOOOOO KEGGER!"

Princeton University is a total party school, brah. All the girls are babes and they want to have sex with, like, everybody. Even the professors. There are awesome frat parties that any dork can attend, complete with neon lights, gyrating hot babes, and an open bar! You can play Ultimate Frisbee out on the quad, and the campus bake sale? You can totally buy weed brownies, dude!

The school's rigorous admissions standards don't seem able to screen out evil robots from the student body.