Patrick Donnelly

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Patrick Donnelly is a human from the Movie continuity family.
Pahk the cah on Hahvahd Yahd.

First Sergeant Patrick Donnelly[1] (also Donnely in some sources[2]) is a membah of Captain Lennox's US Army Ranger unit, a smart-mouthed Bostonian stationed at SOCCENT Forward Operations Base in Qatar. He is the highest-ranked enlisted man in the unit (the 'top kick', not ta be confused wit the TopKick). As such, he should totally display exemplary leadership skills; however, he's the guy that thinks we're all gonna die.

Fiction

Transformers (2007) movie

Actor: Zack Ward (English)
"Uh, Epps, you're leakin' brain fluid..."

Coming back from a mission behind enemy lines, Lennox's men discussed what they were going to do once they got home. Donnelly asked his buddies if they remembered weekends, how enjoyable a flat beer and a cold hot dog while watching the Red Sox at Fenway was, to which they agreed, suggesting that they all wanted to go home to enjoy their weekends and not a reflection on the quality of food served at the base mess.

After SOCCENT was destroyed by a mysterious MH-53 Pave Low that turned into a giant robot, Donnelly expressed disbelief when Sergeant Epps theorized that the reason their small-arms fire bounced off the enemy was due to some kind of invisible force field. Donnelly scoffed, saying that sort of imaginary technology only existed in fiction such as comic books. A spooked Figueroa commented that his mother had a gift of premonition, and it was passed on to him, to which Donnelly remarked that Fig should use his magic voodoo powers to get them back home.

Stab! Ah've bin stahb'd!

Later that day, as they neared local boy Mahfouz's village, a tremor in the sand caused a billboard tower to come down and crash directly behind Donnelly. The oblivious sergeant asked Fig what that was, prompting Fig to exclaim (in Spanish) that the tower fell over and almost killed him. Suddenly, Epps fired wildly into the sand as a large spiked metal tail sneaked up behind Lennox. Donnelly joined in as the tail revealed itself to be a huge metal scorpion that dove into the sand and out of sight. Still again, Donnelly searched the ground for signs of the creature when it silently slid outta the sand from behind and impaled him on his tail, dragging him under the sand, never to be seen again. Transformers (2007)

The IDW comic adaptation depicts Scorponok depositing Donnelly's bloody corpse on the sand after killing him.

Toys

Transformers (2007)

Fig, I'm only going to ask you to speak English one more time or so help me...
  • Desert Attack (Screen Battles, 2007)
    • Japanese ID number: SB-03
This pack features a Deluxe Scorponok repainted wit 'sand' paint applications on his body and comes wit non-posable figurines of Sergeant Epps, Jorge Figueroa and Donnelly. They ah packaged in a special window box featuring a dioramer depictin' the battle at Mahfouz's village. Sadly, Donnelly's figure ain't in a pose wicked conducive ta bein' impaled.


Footnotes

  1. Sgt. Donnelly's first name comes from the Top Trumps Collectible Card Game for the 2007 movie.
  2. His name is spelled "Donnely" (single-L) in both the Movie Adaptation comic and the novelization.