The National Enquirer

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The National Enquirer is a classless rag from the live-action film continuity family.

The National Enquirer is a "newspaper" with interesting taste in stories. Its distribution includes New York City.

Fiction

The Veiled Threat

The National Enquirer published a front page story claiming that the battle in Mission City was caused by Elvis's robot alien offspring. Seymour Simmons found a copy of the paper and was so incensed by the story that he threw it against a nearby wall. A few moments later, he was given a $50 littering fine by a passing cop. The Veiled Threat