Shaoshao Li

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Shaoshao Li is a human character in the Kiss Players portion of the Generation 1 continuity family.
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Dear Japan, Please Stop. Love, America.

Shaoshao Li (李 蛸燒, Lǐ Shāo-Shāo) is an athletic Chinese kung-fu girl that hates bugs and ghosts.

She is Kiss Partners with Hot Rodimus, but doesn't like to kiss him after he's been fishing because of the fishy stench. She also wishes he'd take her fishing with him once in a while. She speaks with a Chinese accent. The padlock attached to her collar reads "Fortune". She has worn it since childhood and cannot remove it.


(Note: "Shāoshāo" is written as "蛸焼", meaning "octopus dumplings". On the toy packaging, her name is rendered in English as "Syaosyao".)


Fiction

Kiss Players

Voice actress: Yui Kano

Shaoshao's parents ran a Chinese restaurant in New York. It was there that she met Marissa Faireborn and the two became good friends. Later, apparently deeply jealous and resentful of Marissa's romantic attachment to Optimus Prime, she joined the anti-Transformers Earth Defense Command in Japan. Seen as a rising star in the organization, she was not pleased when she was assigned to the Kiss Player team and partnered with the Autrooper designated "Ne 04" (the 4th unit of Ne squad) under the command of Amaou.

Shao quickly became known as one of the E.D.C.'s most skilled Kiss Players, able to power up her Autrooper partner to levels far beyond those of her teammates. The other squad members respected her abilities greatly, and at least one, Ringo, may have developed a crush on her.

On one mission, Shao was sent to investigate a Transformers-related subway explosion. Following the incident, while still merged with her Autrooper partner, she happened upon a Legion member menacing a frightened young woman. She was able to briefly repel the attack before her Kiss Player time limit was reached and she was ejected from the Autrooper, unconscious and naked apart from her signature padlocked collar.

Badly damaged by the Legion's tube-shaped projectile tongue, the Autrooper turned to the young woman, Atari Hitotonari, and demanded that she kiss it or die, guilt-tripping her with the possibility of what would happen if she failed to act. Atari did indeed kiss the Autrooper, merging with it and swiftly beheading the Legion. The E.D.C. determined that Atari was an even more powerful Kiss Player than Shaoshao and promptly recruited her.

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I thought I told you to STOP!

Shao apparently remained with the E.D.C. long enough to meet the new recruit and make a lasting impression on her. At some point soon thereafter, however, she suddenly awoke to find herself suspended in a tube in the basement of E.D.C. headquarters. She was bound with straps, naked apart from her collar and squad armband, and her stomach had been scrawled with "Ne-04" and the number "2045", which had also been written on the severed Legion head that hung over her head. Noticing that nearby tubes held similar heads and the partially-eaten bodies of Kiss Players from other squads, she panicked as the Legion head above her woke up and began to drool with hunger.

Suddenly, Hot Rod came crashing through the roof like a comet, just in the time to rescue her! In their escape, all that Shao was able to find to wear was a China dress. Fortunately, Hot Rod stole Marissa's underwear for her during a battle with Optimus Prime.

Now, partnered with Hot Rod, Shaoshao roams Japan. Together, they battle Legion, the E.D.C. and Optimus Prime, while taking time out for fishing and martial arts practice. Although she despairs of Hot Rod's lack of discipline and his obsession with kissing her, Shao admits to greatly enjoying the sensation induced by kissing her robot partner. However, she claims that she is only using his power until she can get Marissa back from Prime.


Kiss Play Position

In the wake of the final battle, Shao-Shao, Atari and Marissa formed a singing idol group called "Kiss Players" with the cassette Transformers Glit, Sundor and Rosanna. As they performed at the Brave Maximus Fortress stop of their world tour, the Sparkbots Stardust, Angela and Zangestsu appeared and instructed the three humans to kiss them. Complying, they were teleported to Sherman Dam in the year 1985, just in time to witness an historic battle.



Toys

Kiss Players