User:Derik

"If you want to criticize him, please go through the normal customer service channels." - Fanboy, after leapfrogging those channels to personally shower praise on Aaron Archer

Derik loves cats and catboys.

Derik talks a good game, but he's really a big softy that goes all squooshy inside at the sight of kittens or Emo Boys kissing.

They're not just doing it for attention!

Derik can't spell woth a danm.

Feel free to yell at him on AIM: ReGenesis0

Things not to message Derik about: (culled from actual conversation)

• "I just sent an e-mail to the executive producer telling him what he needs to do better."
• "Did you delete my post?"
• "I had drunken sex with another dude at a furry convention in Canada, what do I do?"
  
  
  From Teletraan I: The Transformers Wiki, a Wikia wiki.