User:Inkblot

In a different bizzaro universe, this happened.

Anyways...

I'm a toy person with little access to Transformers media beyond the Michael Bay movies, whatever Prime episodes are available online, Tales of the Beast Hunters, and the Generations: Thrilling 30 pack-in comics. Started collecting in 2009, beginning with some dull-colored, combining dude whose combiner head snapped off at its base panel hinge. Bad first impression. Really started collecting in early 2011. I have since managed to catch-up, and am currently waiting on upcoming releases like everyone else.

Likes shoulder cannons, jetpacks, heavily weaponized backpacks (preferably with shoulder cannons and wings), massive transforming weapons, heavily weaponized vehicles (such as firepowertrucks, armored military troop carrier vehicle things, and racecars of terror), dragons, certain characters, and toys with trailers/sidecars/robots/extraneous bricks that combine with and form awesome power armor for main figure.

Would have loved for this to have been made, but loves that these certain things have been made.

Also noticed that this writeup appears as an ungainly block of text in the editing page, but will make almost no attempt to remedy it.

Collecting Achievements

• Pointy Gray Medicine Ball
• Devil Saturn with Death Star
• Firstborn Son
• Choo Choo Dinghy
• Elepants
• Hellephant
• What's up, Doc?
• Foyertch Ruck
• Speed Racer
• And the Joker Got away
• Punchline Combiner
• Love This Mold
• Painted by a Friend
• Kitchen Appliance
• 100th Transformers Product: Terrible Movie

Collecting Shame

• Beheaded (My first Transformer/s.)
• Broken Peg
• Missing Saw
• Paid Too Much; Bad Quality Everything (I bought this at clearance, too!)
• Ankle Crumble
• Crapatootie Toy
• Broken Tab ARGH

That is all.