User:Inkblot

In a different bizzaro universe, this happened.

Anyways...

I'm a toy person with little access to Transformers media beyond the Michael Bay movies, whatever Prime episodes are available online, Tales of the Beast Hunters, and the Generations: Thrilling 30 pack-in comics. Started collecting in 2009, beginning with some dull-colored, combining dude whose combiner head snapped off at its base panel hinge. Bad first impression. Really started collecting in early 2011. I have since managed to catch-up, and am currently waiting on upcoming releases like everyone else.

Likes shoulder cannons, jetpacks, heavily weaponized backpacks (preferably with shoulder cannons and wings), massive transforming weapons, heavily weaponized vehicles (such as firepowertrucks, armored military troop carrier vehicle things, and racecars of terror), dragons, certain characters, and toys with trailers/sidecars/robots/extraneous bricks that combine with and form awesome power armor for main figure.

Would have loved for this to have been made, but loves that these certain things have been made.

Also noticed that this writeup appears as an ungainly block of text in the editing page, but will make almost no attempt to remedy it.

Collecting Achievements

• Level 1 (My first Transformer/s.)
• Pointy Gray Medicine Ball (Birthday special.)
• Devil Saturn with Death Star
• Firstborn Son
• Choo Choo Dinghy
• Best Toyline Ever (Pack-in fiction, YEAH! Weapons with personality, YEAH! Actual fun toys that aren't needlessly complicated, YEAH!)
• Elepants
• Hellephant
• Huntin' Wabbits
• Should Do Firetrucks More
• Speed Racer
• Batman Smells
• Punchline Combiner
• Love This Mold
• Friend Painted This
• Kitchen Appliance
• 100th Transformers Product: Terrible Movie (Yeah...)

Collecting Shame

• Beheaded (My first Transformer/s.)
• Broken Peg
• Missing Saw, Annoying Transformation (Offshoot was worth it, though.)
• Paid Too Much; Bad Quality Everything (I bought this at clearance, too!)
• Ankle Crumble (Out of the box!)
• Accidental Drop Test; Dents Everywhere (At least the gun, trailer, and drones are okay.)
• Crapatootie Toy
• Annoying Transformation, Broken Tab ARGH (Masterpiece Tank Megatron, please.)
• 100th Transformers Product: Terrible Movie (... It also belongs here.)

Needs More Love (By Me)

• Aesthetic Aversion, Despite Being Good Toys
• Don't Find These Fun, Somehow, Despite Excellent Gimmickry

That is all.