Beryllium baloney
Beryllium baloney is apparently a Cybertronian food item that is not known for being particularly durable. It is also used as a euphemism for "nonsense".
Fiction
[edit]The Transformers cartoon
[edit]In 1985, Huffer opined that Wheeljack's belief in the Dinobots' ability to learn finesse was a load of beryllium baloney. Dinobot Island, Part 1
In 2005 on Quintessa, Slag claimed Grimlock, who was certain the missing Hot Rod and Kup were close by, was full of the stuff. Grimlock quickly countered with his belief that Slag was full of cesium salami. This battle of wits did not have the chance to escalate, however, as it was ended by Wheelie's sudden appearance. The Transformers: The Movie
3H comics
[edit]Regeneration One
[edit]The War to End All Wars, Part 4
Ask Vector Prime
[edit]A correspondent asked Grimlock if he preferred Beryllium Bologna or Cesium Salami, to which Grimlock replied that while he liked both, he thought Plutonium Pepperoni tasted superior. Ask Vector Prime
2019 IDW continuity
[edit]According to Hook, Cybertron's bureaucracy was full of beryllium baloney. Constructicons Rising, Part 2
EarthSpark cartoon
[edit]A Hate Plague infected Bumblebee told Megatron to eat beryllium baloney. The Truth Is Out There
Games
[edit]Transformers: Fall of Cybertron
[edit]Slug ventured the opinion that Grimlock had torn through a bunch of Insecticons like they were beryllium baloney. Grimlock thought it was more like cesium salami, leading to an argument between the two. Fall of Cybertron