User:Derik/Sandbox9

The Unwritten Rules of the wiki, written down

Rule 4

Nobody tell e-Hobby. I will murder you.

Cyclonus + e-Hobby = your murder

We will also murder you for telling e-Hobby about the Cybertronian Empire guy who looks just like Cyclonus. Cyclonus + e-Hobby = your murder can probably be thought of as a general rule.

As a more general rule- while TFWiki.net does not deny part of the Transformers canon, some parts of it are excessively stupid, and being aware that Transformers obscuria is to some degree auto-generative (that which is documented is more likely to be picked up again) we try not to dignify the dumb parts with attention they don't deserve, lest Japan miss the point and pick them up to make them a Big Thing. Again.

Rule 6

Japan doesn't know what they're doing.

Rule 8

Thou shalt not repeat jokes.

One day, there shall come a great purge... and only one 'compensating for something' joke shall be left standing.