User:Ironhide6102

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Ironhide6102 is an Ironhide (G1) fan and a huge supporter of the Generation 1 continuity family.

'Ironhide6102 is a big fan of the G1 Cartoon, closely followed by Animated. The movies are garbage(what wingnut thought of putting Michael Bay in charge?), and never should have been thought of. War For Cybertron is probably one of the best Transformers games ever. No prizes for guessing thr best characters in Transformers is.

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Non-Fiction

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Ironhide Lives!

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While most people think Ironhide was killed during that infamous shuttle scene during The Transformers: The Movie. However, this is false. He was repaired and was alive and well- he was seen walking around Metroplex in the picture shown. Also, Brawn, Windcharger, Huffer and Prowl were seen alive and well, too. This might mean Ratchet also might have survived, too, since all the other Bots in the shuttle scene are shown to have survived.

Bayformers Essay

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Transformers: 4 will be another failed movie by Michael Bay, with ugly art, unfunny jokes, and gratuitous eye-candy shots of whatever girl is in it. It shouldn't even be called "Transformers," it should be called "Annoying moron dates pretty idiot with ugly transforming robots blowing (or crushing, stabbing, shooting, decapitating, etc) each other up in the background 4: Give Me Your Money."

First off, the movies are about making the most money, not bringing the beloved stories and characters Transformers fans love to life. Half of Mr. Bay’s customers come to see the “actresses,” and they don’t even care about Transformers! Instead of actually having a decent plot, all it does is attract teenage boys to come and watch pretty faces who don’t know what clothes are (which unfortunately is what appeals to young men nowadays) cavorting around while stuff randomly blows up in the background. I mean, for Dark of the Moon, they hired an underwear model to play Sam’s girlfriend, since Megan Fox wasn’t working with them anymore. Mr. Bay’s formula involves pandering to the lowest common denominator in order to make money. Is that what we want Transformers to be known for?

Mr. Bay, always being the family friendly guy, does have a lot of… profanity issues (have you HEARD the twins’ lines?) as well as an affinity for raunchy jokes. (Feel free to skip over this paragraph if you prefer to keep your brain cells.) For example, when Bobby Bolivia calls his mother, you know what finger she sticks up? What 7-letter word does Jazz say to the humans at one point? What about—well, everything about Alice? What about Sam’s parents and their oh-so-hilarious antics—or his even less funny roommate Leo? What about that one scene with Simmons in the thong? Two words: the twins. In Revenge of the Fallen, where do they put the gun on the leader of the appliance-bots? Moreover, where are Devastator’s wrecking balls conveniently located? Yeah, you got it right. No need to go any farther with raunch. Furthermore, those jokes aren’t funny. Do we need to even mention that Cybertronians would not use Earth swears because they have their own? By the Allspark, they’re a different race with their own culture!

They get Optimus Prime totally WRONG. He not supposed to have flames on him. This makes him look like he’s not the tough but smart leader he’s supposed to be—instead he looks more like a guy who will kill you (if you’re a Decepticon, he probably will, unless Bumblebee gets you first). In fact, does he even do anything but kill random Cons in the movie at all? Oh yes, and this is a very Prime-like statement: “GIVE ME YOUR FACE!” Every good, caring and wise Autobot leader says that, right?

Speaking of Autobots and Decepticons—they were barely in the slagging movies at all! Remember Revenge of the Fallen? Apparently it had Arcee, Chromia and Elita-One in it—but you’d never know that from watching the movie! You have to squint to see these three different-colored motorcycles randomly get blown up in the background while Megan Fox and Shia LaBoeuf are running through the fray, inexplicably NOT filthy and covered in wounds. Besides that, they only otherwise appear chasing Sideways, and that was only for about 15 seconds. As for the better-known Autobots, none of them actually do a slagging thing, except for Ironhide, Ratchet, and Jazz, who are only even named for the sake of the fans. None of the Cybertronians are characters at all—though Bumblebee is the only one besides Optimus who comes close. (The twins don’t count because they’re horribly offensive racist stereotypes. What do stereotypes of black humans have to do with Transformers? I already mentioned that Cybertron has its own culture!) And these are the characters the fans care about—not some annoying whiny human and his annoying whiny friends who need to get sat on by Megatron already! Especially Sam’s parents and roommate; they were the most annoying and irrelevant. Apparently, Bumblebee has more toys than Optimus Prime. There is a Youtube video of all deaths in the movie franchise—nearly all Decepticons are killed by either Bumblebee or Prime. One could very well state that Bumblebee is more important than Optimus Prime. He is Sam’s car after all—only important because he is the first Cybertronian to befriend Sam, and his longtime “friend.”

Sometimes, you can actually tell the Autobots apart! However, it is hard to tell the Decepticons apart . It is important for both fans and casual viewers to easily be able to tell them apart! They may have different alt-modes, but they are mostly colored gray and have similar triangular-shaped designs—Starscream in particular looks fat. Megatron’s only distinctive feature is the shape of his face, which is hard to see when the camera angles rarely focus on it. And most Decepticons lack personality—they only exist as things to get blown up while the idiot humans run through the explosions. Their appearance basically goes to the tune of “Hello, my name is Bonecrusher, I like to—” then Optimus Prime comes and sticks a sword in his head. They’re lucky if their names are actually stated in the movie. For a while, the Constructicons that formed Devastator didn’t even have names mentioned in the movie—two of them still don’t. How is anyone supposed to tell any of them apart this way, unless they’ve read the comics, sites such as TFwiki (http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Main_Page), and related side stories? If one has to rely on supplemental material to understand what goes on in the movie, then the movie cannot hold up on its own. The story proper should be clearly told IN THE ACTUAL MOVIE.

So there you have it. I believe that the 4th “Transformers” live action movie will continue these problems. Like I said, Mr. Bay will get most of his money from [unfortunate] young males who want to see Megan Fox or the underwear model with lots of unfunny jokes. The art will probably make me want to scrape my eyes out with a rusty spoon (it would look better in Reply All’s “art” style than what it currently is). Overall, it will probably be as (or more) terrible compared to the other Bayformers (Oh, Excuse me, I mean, Annoying moron dates pretty idiot with ugly transforming robots blowing [or crushing, stabbing, shooting, decapitating, etc] each other up in the background). It will most likely be a Slagging sparking Primus-forsaken piece of scrap metal, that only the biggest wingnuts and tunnel drones will pay for it—to said wingnuts, get recycled!!!

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