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:''Jesus is the last resort of the desperate in the [[Movie (franchise)|live-action Movie continuity]].''
:''Jesus is the last resort of the desperate in the [[Movie (franchise)|live-action Movie continuity]].''
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'''Jesus''' is presumably a human, but the only fact known about this person is that he (or she?) would have given [[Sam Witwicky]] a dishonestly inflated grade to trick [[Ron Witwicky|Sam's father]] into buying Sam a car. (Or at least, that what Sam's teacher assumed.)
'''Jesus''' is presumably a [[human]], but no facts are directly known about him or her, only other people's claims.  For example, [[Sam Witwicky]] and his teacher both agree that, if Jesus were in the teacher's shoes, he would give the boy a dishonestly inflated grade to trick [[Ron Witwicky|Sam's father]] into buying Sam a car.


==Fiction==
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==Notes==
==Notes==
*In the ''[[Generation 1 (franchise)|Generation 1]]'' [[Generation 1 (Marvel Comics)|Marvel UK comic]] issue "[[Stargazing]]", [[Starscream (G1)|Starscream]] claims that [[Christmas]] is a celebration of the birth of someone called "Christ". Some suggest that Christ and Jesus are one and the same—a deity, in fact—but there is no [[canon]] evidence for this.
*In the ''[[Generation 1 (franchise)|Generation 1]]'' [[The Transformers (Marvel comic)#Marvel UK|Marvel UK comic]] issue "[[Stargazing]]", [[Starscream (G1)|Starscream]] claims that [[Christmas]] is a celebration of the birth of someone called "Christ". Some suggest that Christ and Jesus are one and the same—a [[God|deity]], in fact—but there is no [[canon]] evidence for this.


*Another persistent rumor is that Jesus once died and [[Zombie|came back to life]]. Given this (and the fact that he has only been referred to in dialogue, never established in person), he may simply be a metaphor for [[The many deaths of Optimus Prime|Optimus Prime]].
*Another persistent rumor is that Jesus once died and [[Zombie|came back to life]]. Given this (and the fact that he has only been referred to in dialogue, never established in person), he may simply be a metaphor for [[The many deaths of Optimus Prime|Optimus Prime]].

Revision as of 03:57, 6 July 2009

Jesus is the last resort of the desperate in the live-action Movie continuity.
You can't see me!


This character has no official visual representation in any Transformers product or media... yet, at least.

Jesus is presumably a human, but no facts are directly known about him or her, only other people's claims. For example, Sam Witwicky and his teacher both agree that, if Jesus were in the teacher's shoes, he would give the boy a dishonestly inflated grade to trick Sam's father into buying Sam a car.

Fiction

Transformers (2007)

Sam Witwicky's dad had promised him that if he kept his grades up, he would give him a car at the end of the school year. But on the verge of summer, Sam's grades were perilously low, and his only chance lay in a final presentation. This went disastrously, and the teacher was prepared to grade him harshly, but Sam explained his situation and begged for leniency. The teacher appeared unconvinced until Sam's final plea: "What would Jesus do?"

Sam was soon seen jubilantly headed for a car dealership with his father. Transformers

Notes

  • Another persistent rumor is that Jesus once died and came back to life. Given this (and the fact that he has only been referred to in dialogue, never established in person), he may simply be a metaphor for Optimus Prime.