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It's hard to believe that '''[[Side Burn (Timelines)|Side Burn]]''' and [[Prowl (G1)|Prowl]] are from the same production run.  A glitch in the production run caused Side Burn to roll off the assembly line vastly different in appearance from the others, and especially different in personality from Prowl in specific.  Side Burn is prone to distraction, uninterested in rules, interested in speed, and ''super'' interested in females.  These traits combined get Side Burn into all sorts of trouble, and Prowl feels it falls to him to keep his friend on the straight and narrow.  This task may, however, be a fool's errand. 


'''[[Soundwave (ROTF)|Soundwave]]''', the Decepticon communications officer and one of [[Megatron (Movie)|Megatron]]'s staunchest supporters, doesn't just master the frequencies that carry information across our planet, he revels in them. Stationed high in the upper atmosphere and capable of processing millions of data streams at once, he is fully capable of taking over communications on a planetary scale. Whether he uses this to direct civilization or destroy it remains to be seen.
Side Burn wields a [[plasma rifle]], and his rear-mounted thruster engine can support him in battle either as a weapon or as a jetpack.  When the occasion calls for it, he can reveal the [[Sonic Buzz Saw]] in his left arm.  There are probably other things he can reveal when other occasions call for it, but let's not talk about that, please.


Soundwave has two extremely powerful weapons: his spread of [[Sonic Cannon]]s... and Megatron. If any Decepticon crosses him, he does not hesitate to send a full record of said Decepticon's failures to Megatron, almost certainly ensuring an untimely demise. His lofty position has made [[Starscream (Movie)|Starscream]] suspicious, so Soundwave has his minion [[Ravage (ROTF)|Ravage]] keep an eye on the [[Air Commander]] if he gets out of hand. Soundwave is also nearly defenseless in space, as his devastating Sonic Cannons only work within the atmosphere.
{{Quote|A Femicon... with a sword... '''Hot!'''|Side Burn getting distracted|Battle Lines, Part 3}}


{{quote|Nothing moves on the orb below without '''my''' being aware of it. I see and hear everything, be it out the open or behind closed doors. My reach is invisible, intangible. My grip...cast-iron.|Soundwave is watching you...|[[Nefarious issue 1|Nefarious #1]]}}
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Revision as of 02:16, 2 November 2011

It's hard to believe that Side Burn and Prowl are from the same production run. A glitch in the production run caused Side Burn to roll off the assembly line vastly different in appearance from the others, and especially different in personality from Prowl in specific. Side Burn is prone to distraction, uninterested in rules, interested in speed, and super interested in females. These traits combined get Side Burn into all sorts of trouble, and Prowl feels it falls to him to keep his friend on the straight and narrow. This task may, however, be a fool's errand.

Side Burn wields a plasma rifle, and his rear-mounted thruster engine can support him in battle either as a weapon or as a jetpack. When the occasion calls for it, he can reveal the Sonic Buzz Saw in his left arm. There are probably other things he can reveal when other occasions call for it, but let's not talk about that, please.

A Femicon... with a sword... Hot!Side Burn getting distracted, Battle Lines, Part 3

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