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:''The Jointrons are either a faction or a [[Maximal]] subgroup from the [[Beast Wars II: Super Lifeform Transformers (franchise)|Beast Wars II]] portion of the [[Generation 1 continuity family]].''
:''The Jointrons are either a faction or a [[Maximal]] subgroup from the [[Beast Wars II: Super Lifeform Transformers (franchise)|Beast Wars II]] portion of the [[Generation 1 continuity family]].''


[[File:JointronAd.jpg|upright=2.2|thumb|Yes, this is real.  You'll be hearing from our lawyers.]]
[[File:JointronAd.jpg|upright=2.2|thumb|The [[Wikipedia:Frito Bandito|Frito Bandito]] has nothing on ''these'' guys.]]


The jovial '''Jointron''' (ジョイントロン ''Jointoron'') brothers are a trio of fiesta-loving [[Mexico|Mexican]] stereotypes. They love to party and scream bad [[Spain|Spanish]] at every opportunity. They also enjoy wearing ponchos, shaking maracas and pasting [[wikipedia:Frito Bandito|Frito Bandito]]-like mustaches on [[Maximal]]s. They are hilariously inappropriate.
''Andale! ¡Andale! Arriba! ¡Arriba! Yii-hah!''
 
The jovial '''Jointron''' (ジョイントロン ''Jointoron'') brothers don't have time to ''siesta'' because they love to ''fiesta!''  Not even the horrors of war can dim the energetic spirits of these three ''caballeros'', who never miss an opportunity to shake their ''maracas'', don their ''sombreros'' and ''ay caramba'' these Maximals are just the worst.
 
Be it because they're utterly obnoxious, utterly unreliable or utterly ''offensive'', [[Lio Convoy (BWII)|Lio Convoy]] has elected to station the Jointron brothers in their own private outpost... far, ''far'' away from everybody else.  It's almost a shame that these three ''muchachos'' are so ''muy estupido'', because their individual abilities are extremely potent and their courage on the battlefield is practically unmatched. Unfortunately, the Jointrons are just so... so... ''Ay dios mio...''


The Jointrons consist of:
The Jointrons consist of:


* [[DJ (BWII)|DJ]]
:Uno! [[DJ (BWII)|DJ]]
* [[Gimlet]]
:Dos! [[Gimlet]]
* [[Motorarm (BWII)|Motorarm]]
:Tres! [[Motorarm (BWII)|Motorarm]]


They combine to form [[Tripledacus]].
They combine to form [[Tripledacus]]. ''Muy gigante!''


==Fiction==
==Fiction==

Revision as of 16:03, 24 June 2015

The Jointrons are either a faction or a Maximal subgroup from the Beast Wars II portion of the Generation 1 continuity family.
The Frito Bandito has nothing on these guys.

Andale! ¡Andale! Arriba! ¡Arriba! Yii-hah!

The jovial Jointron (ジョイントロン Jointoron) brothers don't have time to siesta because they love to fiesta! Not even the horrors of war can dim the energetic spirits of these three caballeros, who never miss an opportunity to shake their maracas, don their sombreros and ay caramba these Maximals are just the worst.

Be it because they're utterly obnoxious, utterly unreliable or utterly offensive, Lio Convoy has elected to station the Jointron brothers in their own private outpost... far, far away from everybody else. It's almost a shame that these three muchachos are so muy estupido, because their individual abilities are extremely potent and their courage on the battlefield is practically unmatched. Unfortunately, the Jointrons are just so... so... Ay dios mio...

The Jointrons consist of:

Uno! DJ
Dos! Gimlet
Tres! Motorarm

They combine to form Tripledacus. Muy gigante!

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Notes

  • Nothing in this article is exaggerated. We swear, this is how they are in the actual official fiction.
  • In the Beast Wars Sourcebook, the love of music remained, but the racially stereotypical behavior was discreetly removed.



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