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[[File:FottleBarts.jpg|thumb|right|300px|The final culmination of 35 years of ''Transformers'' fiction. It's all downhill from here, baby.]] | [[File:FottleBarts.jpg|thumb|right|300px|The final culmination of 35 years of ''Transformers'' fiction. It's all downhill from here, baby.]] | ||
Ever the sidekick, '''Fottle Barts''' would probably be a well-liked member of the Greaser Gang, if not for his, uh, "condition," which results in him constantly passing gas, tooting, farting, | Ever the sidekick, '''Fottle Barts''' would probably be a well-liked member of the Greaser Gang, if not for his, uh, "condition," which results in him constantly passing gas, tooting, farting, trumpeting, and doing every other word you can think of relating to the expulsion of, uh, internal gases. | ||
To make matters worse, Fottle Barts also happens to be very self-conscious about his internal problems, so it's best not to bring it up when he's around. Whether the noxious stuff is coming out of his mouth, or from... somewhere else... the best you can hope for is to just hold your nose and back away slowly when he's about to blow... | To make matters worse, Fottle Barts also happens to be very self-conscious about his internal problems, so it's best not to bring it up when he's around. Whether the noxious stuff is coming out of his mouth, or from... somewhere else... the best you can hope for is to just hold your nose and back away slowly when he's about to blow... | ||
Revision as of 23:43, 14 December 2018
- Fottle Barts is a member of the Greaser Gang from BotBots.
Ever the sidekick, Fottle Barts would probably be a well-liked member of the Greaser Gang, if not for his, uh, "condition," which results in him constantly passing gas, tooting, farting, trumpeting, and doing every other word you can think of relating to the expulsion of, uh, internal gases.
To make matters worse, Fottle Barts also happens to be very self-conscious about his internal problems, so it's best not to bring it up when he's around. Whether the noxious stuff is coming out of his mouth, or from... somewhere else... the best you can hope for is to just hold your nose and back away slowly when he's about to blow...
Toys
BotBots
- BotBots Blind Bag Mystery Figures (Single pack, 2018)
- Series: 1
- Level: 1 Star
- ID Code:
- Part of the first Series of BotBots, Fottle Barts in is a 1-inch tall robot made out of soft plastic that converts into a ketchup bottle.
- Fottle Barts is available in the individual blindpacked assortment, and like all single-pack BotBots, is 1 to a case of 24.
- Greaser Gang (8-pack, 2018)
- Series: 1
- Level: 1 Star
- Fottle Barts is also available in one of the "Greaser Gang" 8-packs, along with Spud Muffin, Ms. Take, Nrjeez, Poo Sham, Pucksie, Raddhaxx, and Lost Bot Bonz-Eye.
Notes
- Yes, this is is his real bio.
