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Despite being robotic constructs, Transformers seem to have certain substances that are analogous to food. These food articles include, but are not limited to, the following:
Despite being robotic constructs, Transformers seem to have certain substances that are analogous to food.  
 
How the Transformers eat the food is up to debate, because [[Optimus Prime (G1)|some]] [[Wheeljack (G1)|of]] [[Shockwave (G1)|them]] don't have [[Mouthplate|mouths]].
 
These food articles include, but are not limited to, the following:


===Seasonings===
===Seasonings===
* Flavorful iron filings {{storylink|Recipe for Disaster!}}
* Flavorful iron filings {{storylink|Recipe for Disaster!|Recipe for Disaster!}}
* Grated gears
* Grated gears
:The [[Predacon (BW)|Predacon]], [[Rampage (BW)|Rampage]] claims to enjoy consuming ants prepared in a blend of grated gears and [[mech fluid]].
 
:The [[Predacon (BW)|Predacon]], [[Rampage (BW)|Rampage]] claims to enjoy consuming ants prepared in a blend of grated gears and [[Mech fluid|mech fluid]].
 
* Lead sulfide crystals
* Lead sulfide crystals
:Chemical formula: PbS
:Chemical formula: PbS
[[Image:Lead_sulfide_crystals.jpg|150px|thumb|right|Lead sulfide crystals are a Femaxian's best friend]]
:Lead sulfide, also known as galena, occurs naturally on planet [[Earth]]. It is an important ore of lead, and forms dull, grayish, cubical crystals of varying size. It is also a natural semiconductor, and as such was vital in the early days of radio, when a single galena crystal was used as a 'detector' for radio waves.
:Lead sulfide crystals are also a Cybertronian food product, and are apparently delicious when combined with savory mercury sauce and flavorful iron filings as garnish for a tasty robot. They are, of course, poisonous and quite inedible for [[human]]s. It should be noted that crystals found on [[Femax]] emit a greenish glow in the visible spectrum; this may indicate that they are formed from an unknown radioactive lead isotope.


:Lead sulfide additive appears to act as an anti-allergy remedy for some Transformers. [[Lightspeed]] must take some with his fuel or break out with a rust rash and other troubling symptoms.
[[Image:Lead sulfide crystals.jpg|right|150px|thumb|Lead sulfide crystals are a Femaxian's best friend]]
:Lead sulfide, also known as galena, occurs naturally on planet [[Earth|Earth]]. It is an important ore of lead, and forms dull, grayish, cubical crystals of varying size. It is also a natural semiconductor, and as such was vital in the early days of radio, when a single galena crystal was used as a 'detector' for radio waves.
:Lead sulfide crystals are also a Cybertronian food product, and are apparently delicious when combined with savory mercury sauce and flavorful iron filings as garnish for a tasty robot. They are, of course, poisonous and quite inedible for [[Human|humans]].  The crystals found on [[Femax|Femax]] emit a greenish glow in the visible spectrum; this may indicate that they are formed from an unknown radioactive lead isotope.
 
:Lead sulfide additive appears to act as an anti-allergy remedy for some Transformers. [[Lightspeed (Technobot)|Lightspeed]] must take some with his fuel or break out with a rust rash and other troubling symptoms.
 
:The effect of common gray galena on robot tastebuds is not known.  {{storylink|Recipe for Disaster!|Recipe for Disaster!}}


:The effect of common gray galena on robot tastebuds is not known. {{storylink|Recipe for Disaster!}}
* Savory mercury sauce {{storylink|Recipe for Disaster!|Recipe for Disaster!}}
* Savory mercury sauce {{storylink|Recipe for Disaster!}}


===Entrees===
===Entrees===
* Cesium salami and beryllium baloney (maybe)
* Cesium salami and beryllium baloney (maybe)
:Cesium salami and beryllium baloney are referenced by the [[Dinobot (G1)|Dinobot]]s [[Grimlock]] and [[Slag]] while they are wandering the surface of [[Quintessa]] trying to locate their comrades.  It is unclear whether they are actual Cybertronian foods or merely a figure of speech. {{storylink|The Transformers: The Movie}}
 
* According to [[Stampy]]'s bio, his favorite food is space carrots.
:Cesium salami and beryllium baloney are referenced by the [[Dinobot (G1)|Dinobots]] [[Grimlock (G1)|Grimlock]] and [[Slag (G1)|Slag]] while they are wandering the surface of [[Quintessa|Quintessa]] trying to locate their comrades.  It is unclear whether they are actual Cybertronian foods or merely a figure of speech.   {{storylink|The Transformers: The Movie|The Transformers: The Movie}}
 
* According to [[Stampy|Stampy]]'s bio, his favorite food is space carrots.
*[[Blitzwing (Animated)|Random Blitzwing]] mentions liking iron filings on his servo salad.  {{storylink|Sari, No One's Home|Sari, No One's Home}}


===Desserts===
===Desserts===
* Oil cake
* Oil cake
:Oil cake is apparently a simply made Cybertronian dessert. One assumes it goes down smooth. {{storylink|Roll For It}}
 
:Oil cake is apparently a simply made Cybertronian dessert. One assumes it goes down smooth. {{storylink|Roll For It|Roll For It}}
 
* Chrome-alloy cake
* Chrome-alloy cake
* Energon goodie cake. Good for surprise birthday parties. Bad if the [[Megatron (Armada)|person celebrating his birthday]] is in a bad mood. (It once took [[Thundercracker (Armada)|Thundercracker]] 5 hours to clean up the mess, which was his idea to begin with.)<sup id="cite_ref-0" class="reference"><a href="#cite_note-0" title="">[1]</a></sup>


===Beverages===
===Beverages===
* [[Kremzeek]]-brand drink
* [[Kremzeek|Kremzeek]]-brand drink
: It could be soda or beer, only [[Ironhide (G1)|Ironhide]] and [[Prowl (G1)|Prowl]] know for sure. {{storylink|War and Peace}}
 
* [[Liquid Energon]]
: It could be soda or beer, only [[Ironhide (G1)|Ironhide]] and [[Prowl (G1)|Prowl]] know for sure. {{storylink|War and Peace|War and Peace}}
:Drinking too much of it will cause a Transformer get <s>drunk</s> "overcharged". {{storylink|Microbots}}
 
* [[Liquid Energon|Liquid Energon]]
 
:Drinking too much of it will cause a Transformer get &lt;s&gt;drunk&lt;/s&gt; "overcharged". {{storylink|Microbots|Microbots}}
 
* Botropolis Special
* Botropolis Special
:A drink served at [[The Blue Deployer]].
 
:A drink served at [[The Blue Deployer|The Blue Deployer]].
 
* Polonium Spritzer
* Polonium Spritzer
:Another drink served at The Blue Deployer.
:Another drink served at The Blue Deployer.
*Afternoon Tea
:[[Shockwave (TransTech)|Shockwave]] enjoys a cup of afternoon tea after conducting &lt;s&gt;evil&lt;/s&gt; ''morally ambiguous'' experiments.  [[Optimus Prime (Animated)|Optimus Prime]] thinks it's evil.  {{storylink|Bee in the City|Bee in the City}}
*Oil
:&lt;div class="noprint"&gt;''Main article&#58; [[Oil|Oil]]''&lt;/div&gt;


===Other===
===Other===
* In some rare cases, [[Energon]]. Period.
* In some rare cases, [[Energon (G1)|Energon]]. Period.
* [[:Image:ForbiddenFruit_titlescreen.jpg|Unnamed organic fruit]] {{storylink|Forbidden Fruit}}
* [[:Image:ForbiddenFruit titlescreen.jpg|Unnamed organic fruit]] {{storylink|Forbidden Fruit|Forbidden Fruit}}
* [[Rampage (BW)|Other Transformers]]
* [[Clone One|Tasty Dino]]
 
'''Note''': Unprocessed coal is '''not''' appropriate food, as it did not prevent [[Megatron (G1)|Megatron]] from locking up due to a lack of energy.  {{storylink|I, Robot Master!|I, Robot Master!}}


How these robots eat the food is up to debate, because [[Optimus Prime (G1)|some]] [[Wheeljack (G1)|of]] [[Shockwave (G1)|them]] don't have [[Mouthplate|mouths]].


'''Note''': Unprocessed coal is '''not''' appropriate food, as it did not prevent [[Megatron (G1)|Megatron]] from locking up due to a lack of energy. {{storylink|I, Robot Master!}}
==Footnotes==
&lt;ol class="references"&gt;&lt;li id="cite_note-0"&gt;&lt;a href="#cite_ref-0" title=""&gt;↑&lt;/a&gt; Thundercracker Cyber Key Bio.&lt;/ol&gt;


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[[Category:Substances]]
[[Category: Transformer culture]]
[[Category:Transformer culture]]

Revision as of 05:56, 19 March 2009

Despite being robotic constructs, Transformers seem to have certain substances that are analogous to food.

How the Transformers eat the food is up to debate, because some of them don't have mouths.

These food articles include, but are not limited to, the following:

Seasonings

The Predacon, Rampage claims to enjoy consuming ants prepared in a blend of grated gears and mech fluid.
  • Lead sulfide crystals
Chemical formula: PbS
Lead sulfide crystals are a Femaxian's best friend
Lead sulfide, also known as galena, occurs naturally on planet Earth. It is an important ore of lead, and forms dull, grayish, cubical crystals of varying size. It is also a natural semiconductor, and as such was vital in the early days of radio, when a single galena crystal was used as a 'detector' for radio waves.
Lead sulfide crystals are also a Cybertronian food product, and are apparently delicious when combined with savory mercury sauce and flavorful iron filings as garnish for a tasty robot. They are, of course, poisonous and quite inedible for humans. The crystals found on Femax emit a greenish glow in the visible spectrum; this may indicate that they are formed from an unknown radioactive lead isotope.
Lead sulfide additive appears to act as an anti-allergy remedy for some Transformers. Lightspeed must take some with his fuel or break out with a rust rash and other troubling symptoms.
The effect of common gray galena on robot tastebuds is not known. Recipe for Disaster!

Entrees

  • Cesium salami and beryllium baloney (maybe)
Cesium salami and beryllium baloney are referenced by the Dinobots Grimlock and Slag while they are wandering the surface of Quintessa trying to locate their comrades. It is unclear whether they are actual Cybertronian foods or merely a figure of speech. The Transformers: The Movie

Desserts

  • Oil cake
Oil cake is apparently a simply made Cybertronian dessert. One assumes it goes down smooth. Roll For It
  • Chrome-alloy cake
  • Energon goodie cake. Good for surprise birthday parties. Bad if the person celebrating his birthday is in a bad mood. (It once took Thundercracker 5 hours to clean up the mess, which was his idea to begin with.)<sup id="cite_ref-0" class="reference"><a href="#cite_note-0" title="">[1]</a></sup>

Beverages

It could be soda or beer, only Ironhide and Prowl know for sure. War and Peace
Drinking too much of it will cause a Transformer get <s>drunk</s> "overcharged". Microbots
  • Botropolis Special
A drink served at The Blue Deployer.
  • Polonium Spritzer
Another drink served at The Blue Deployer.
  • Afternoon Tea
Shockwave enjoys a cup of afternoon tea after conducting <s>evil</s> morally ambiguous experiments. Optimus Prime thinks it's evil. Bee in the City
  • Oil
<div class="noprint">Main article: Oil</div>

Other

Note: Unprocessed coal is not appropriate food, as it did not prevent Megatron from locking up due to a lack of energy. I, Robot Master!


Footnotes

<ol class="references"><li id="cite_note-0"><a href="#cite_ref-0" title="">↑</a> Thundercracker Cyber Key Bio.</ol>