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'''[[Buzzsaw (G1)|Buzzsaw]]''' is a very specific kind of artist—he likes to make art out of his victims. He approaches them with reasoned clarity and sophistication, gutting them with what he believes to be inspirational precision. However, his ego is easily wounded, and he's not adept at improvisation. If one of his "masterpieces" is interrupted and he cannot proceed as planned, he would rather retreat to sulk than rethink his approach.
The Autobots have this, you know, psy-ops specialist.  He's red, right?  Orangey-red?  And tiny?  Basically defenseless?  Does anyone remember his name?  It's something like... Ring?  Wrong?  Rang?  Dang.  It's on the tip of my tongue.  He files these reports, you know, for [[Autopedia]]?  He's written entries for each Autobot, from [[Red Alert (G1)|Red Alert]] to [[Impactor (G1)|Impactor]] to Red Alert again.  As part of his duties, he performs the mental assessments of potential [[Wrecker]]s-to-be. He's very important.  He's got... these huge eyebrows.  You gotta know who this is describing, right?  Collects and builds model spacecraft?  Seriously.  What's his name? 


He will kill you. It's not a matter of if, but a matter of where, when, and how painful it is.
Oh, right!  '''[[Rung]]'''!  Thanks.  


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Or maybe Wrung.  Who knows, really.
 
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The Autobots have this, you know, psy-ops specialist. He's red, right? Orangey-red? And tiny? Basically defenseless? Does anyone remember his name? It's something like... Ring? Wrong? Rang? Dang. It's on the tip of my tongue. He files these reports, you know, for Autopedia? He's written entries for each Autobot, from Red Alert to Impactor to Red Alert again. As part of his duties, he performs the mental assessments of potential Wreckers-to-be. He's very important. He's got... these huge eyebrows. You gotta know who this is describing, right? Collects and builds model spacecraft? Seriously. What's his name?

Oh, right! Rung! Thanks.

Or maybe Wrung. Who knows, really.

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