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Jake Dalrymple lives in a small country town in Wyoming with his partner Frannie. Despite this, he drives a very fancy car and dresses like a yuppie. He takes great offense at any insult (real or perceived) and will go to great lengths to extract vengeance.

I don't care if all that guy did was look cross-eyed at my bumper! No one spits dust in Jake Dalrymple's face and gets away with it!Jake Dalrymple, "Command Performances!"