Shaoshao Li

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Shao-Shao Li (李 蛸燒, Lǐ Shāo-Shāo) is an athletic Chinese kung-fu girl that hates bugs and ghosts.

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Dear Japan, Please Stop. Love, America.

She is Kiss Partners with Hot Rodimus, but doesn't like to kiss him after he's been fishing because of the fishy stench.

Dengeki Hobby Magazine writes "Shāo-Shāo" as "蛸焼", whereas Figure King magazine writes it "鮹焼". Both mean "octopus dumplings".

Voice actress: Yui Kano

Desiring to learn the secrets of the Kiss Player power, the Decepticon Legion chased Li and Atari Hitotonari into a secluded alleyway. After successfully cornering them, he then transformed to robot mode and whipped out his mighty tube-shaped tongue, dribbling sticky white goo all over the place. Luckily, Atari got over her prudish fear of intercourse and kissed Autorooper, loosing all her clothes in the process and fusing with the Autobot. This gave him the power needed to thrash Legion.

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I thought I told you to STOP!

However, Li was not safe. Legion eventually kidnapped Li as well as many other young girls, trying to discover the Kiss Player secret. Legion tore the clothes off of all the young girls and strapped their naked bodies up inside glass tubes. He then proceeded to dismember and eat them, but still could not discover the Kiss Player secret. Soon, the only naked girl left to molest was Li. As Legion drew closer, oozing sticky white goo from his meaty tongue all over her naked body, Hot Rod arrived just in the nick of time to rescue her!



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