Decepticon Graffiti!
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![]() Runabout and Runamuck do America. | |||||||||||||
| "Decepticon Graffiti!" | |||||||||||||
| Publisher | Marvel Comics | ||||||||||||
| First published | August 1986 | ||||||||||||
| Cover date | December 1986 | ||||||||||||
| Writer | Bob Budiansky | ||||||||||||
| Penciler | Don Perlin | ||||||||||||
| Inkers | Ian Akin and Brian Garvey | ||||||||||||
| Colorist | Nel Yomtov | ||||||||||||
| Letterer | Janice Chiang | ||||||||||||
| Editor | Don Daley | ||||||||||||
| Continuity | Marvel Comics continuity | ||||||||||||
Megatron has a message for Optimus Prime, and sends the Battlechargers out to deliver it.
Synopsis
At RAAT headquarters, Circuit Breaker experiments on Skids in an attempt to learn more about the Transformers. Meanwhile, at the Decepticon base in Wyoming, Megatron recruits Battlechargers Runabout and Runamuck from Cybertron to deliver a message to Optimus Prime—challenging him to a duel to the death.

The Battlechargers depart, irritated that Megatron still acts like he's in charge after a four-million-year absence. Deciding that they'd rather run rampant on the unsuspecting planet Earth, they pause to ponder what they should do. They observe a family, the Actons, on summer vacation. One of the family members, Noah, is bored with the vacation. Noah rebels by writing "Vacations are the pits" on a store wall. This act of defiance inspires the Battlechargers to follow the Actons on their tour of America, spray-painting Cybertronian graffiti on national monuments as they go. Their targets include Mount Rushmore and the Gateway Arch in St. Louis.
These acts of graffiti are broadcast via news reports, and RAAT is sent to investigate and engage the robot(s) perpetrating these crimes. When the Battlechargers strike the Washington Monument, Circuit Breaker discovers a link between the incidents and the Acton family and is able to intercept the Battlechargers at the Acton's next stop, Independence Hall in Philadelphia. While RAAT is able to prevent Independence Hall from being vandalized, Circuit Breaker is injured while saving Noah Acton from being killed in the crossfire. She is ordered to stay behind and recover while RAAT journeys to intercept the Battlechargers at the Statue of Liberty (this time having taken the appropriate precautions to avoid civilian interference).

Circuit Breaker is frustrated by her inability to join in the fight, but is too weak to go against the robots alone. Donny Finkleberg convinces her to use the Autobots she has imprisoned to fight the Battlechargers. This is done by means of building the bodies of these Autobots into a jury-rigged gestalt, which she controls from a position at the gestalt's chest. They engage the Battlechargers at the Statue of Liberty, but not before the robots manage to deface the Statue with another message, this one intended for the humans and written in English: "Humans are Wimps". Circuit Breaker is able to defeat the Battlechargers, who are last seen falling to the ocean as burnt-out husks.
Circuit Breaker frees the Autobots, apparently as part of an agreement she made with them in order to gain their cooperation. She and Finkleberg are fired from RAAT for this act of insubordination.
Finkleberg returns to his New York apartment and watches the televised report of the defacing of the Statue of Liberty. In an act of uncharacteristic self-sacrifice, Finkleberg signs over the $50,000 he earned for betraying Skids, in order to fund repairs on the monument.
Featured characters
(Numbers indicate order of appearance.)
| Autobots | Decepticons | Humans | Others |
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Quotes
"Heh heh heh! Let's tell the fleshlings what we think of them! Heh heh heh!"
"Oh, Runamuck, what a wonderfully wicked thing to write! You really do have a talent for the one-liner!"
"Yours is funny too, Runabout. It makes me laugh. [pause] Heh heh."
- —The Battlechargers take on the Washington Monument
"Heh heh! That was the most fun we've had yet, Runabout!"
"A marvelous experience, Runamuck! We simply must stop by again some day! But these fleshlings -- they never get as angry about what we write as that other fleshling did a few days ago in the parking lot, Runamuck."
"Yeah. They just seem... confused."
"No doubt our wit is too slyly subtle for them to appreciate."
"Yeah, that's it! Heh heh."
- —The Battlechargers reflect on their graffiti skills.
"My friction ray will hit her first, Runabout! Heat up her molecules, make her explode! Heh heh! Big mess! ...I love a big mess!"
- —Runamuck (miscolored as Runabout)
Notes
- The Battlechargers are awesome in this issue. Runamuck laughs nonstop like Beavis of Beavis and Butt-Head fame (heh-heh), and Runabout seems to have delusions of sophistication. Both of them seem very impressed by the literary prowess of their graffiti. When we finally get to see what they're writing, it turns out to be stuff like "Humans are Wimps". What's really fun about them is they genuinely appear to be friends, delighting in each other's company. It's a dynamic rarely seen in Transformers, especially among the Decepticons.

- This was one of Budiansky's favorites.[1] Also, Stan Lee himself likes this story, writing in a letter and everything![2]
- One of the funniest moments in the issue doesn't even involve Runamuck and Runabout—it's when Megatron whomps Soundwave in the face with a car exhaust system on page 4.
- The Battlechargers are able to fly in robot mode using short-range rocket jumpers which are installed to the backs of their legs. This appears to be special equipment they use for this mission only. They weren't wearing the rocket jumpers when Megatron first gave them the assignment.
- The Battlechargers never delivered Megatron's message.
- Circuit Breaker continues to collect Transformers' faces in this issue, adding Skids and the Aerialbots to her collection. They were captured in issue #22.
Real-world references
- The issue notes that the Statue of Liberty had recently reopened after extensive renovations. The statue was closed from 1984 to 1986.
Letters pages
Transmissions
- The upcoming Transformers/G.I. Joe team-up is confirmed.
- A sneak-peak of the upcoming The Transformers Universe profile books is included.
- Shingo is once again encouraged to write in.
Grim Grams
- Issue #94: Grimlock reveals that Ultra Magnus weighs 90 tons.
Errors
- Circuit Breaker protests that it would take days to get the Autobots operational. This is apparently part of the justification in using the Circuit Breaker-controlled gestalt. Yet, after the battle (which itself was the next day), only "several hours later," the Autobots are gone, apparently restored to their autonomous forms.
- Unsurprisingly, Runabout and Runamuck have their colors switched in one panel while in Philadelphia.
- Noah's red t-shirt has two white stripes on it in some panels and three stripes in others.
- When the Battlechargers transform on the Staten Island ferry, at least one of their speech balloons is misdirected. They also seem to have exchanged places, compared to the previous panel.
Covers (3)
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US issue #23 - Lady Liberty sheds a tear.
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UK issue #94 - Blurr wants a word with these guys.
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UK issue #95 - Ha. Ah ha. Got it.
- US cover: Battlechargers defacing the Statue of Liberty, by Herb Trimpe.
- UK issue #94 cover: Battlechargers, by Lee Sullivan.
- UK issue #95 cover: reuse of art from US cover, with some new word balloons.
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Reprints
References
- ↑ Bob Budiansky interview at Moonbase 2
- ↑ An interview with Bob Budiansky at OneShallStand.com


