Café kid
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- The café kid is a human in the Movie continuity family.

The café kid is a fat and easily excited teenager. He has a video camera and isn't afraid to use it.
Fiction
Transformers (2007)
- Actor: Andrew Caldwell
The café kid was in, of all places, a café. While videotaping some buddies, Ironhide crashed nearby. This caused a lot of explosions, which excited the teenager, calling it a "hundred times better than Armageddon." Coming across the building hit by Ironhide, the café kid questioned whether the owner had "asteroid insurance". Otherwise, he's boned.
The kids friends claimed to see something in the nearby tree, but was forced from the scene by firefighters. Despite this, he made a plea for a space rock. Transformers

