You

I'm blonder than I remember.

You are a human from Earth. You sometimes get caught up in the dealings of extraterrestrial mechanical lifeforms known as the Transformers. You often get recruited by the heroic Autobot faction to help in their struggle against the evil Decepticons.

Fiction

Generation 1

Super-God Masterforce cartoon

With the Masterforce, You too can transform! You Too Use the Masterforce to Transform

S.T.A.R.S. continuity

A valid form of identification in seven states and Guam.

The Autobots need humans like you to join S.T.A.R.S. (for only $6.50) and help thwart evil. Members were issued standard equipment including a Transformers Control Center, a S.T.A.R.S. iron-on patch, a S.T.A.R.S. membership card, and an Autobot Tech-Spec Manual. S.T.A.R.S. continuity

In addition to needing you to join S.T.A.R.S., the Autobots need you to tell your friends about The Transformers: The Movie and how they can obtain an exciting movie poster. The Autobots Have a Special Mission for:

Ultra Magnus was looking for someone to serve as S.T.A.R.S. Commander and began training you to fill that role. You Have Been Chosen.

The Transformers Adventure Game Books continuity

A mishap with a buried alien flying saucer at Disneyland (maybe) sent you back in time. You (might have) met the Dinobots and (probably) helped save the Autobots from being murdered while they lay dormant in the Ark. Dinobot War You (likely) helped Jazz prevent Starscream getting his hands on a space-borne weapons capsule. Peril from the Stars

Some reports place you being eaten by a leopard while mixed up in a confrontation between Dirge and some Mini-Autobots. Island of Fear You were (perhaps) thrust into the deadly struggle between Megatron and Optimus Prime as they fought over a lorry-load of microchips. Highway Clash During another deadly struggle into which you were thrust, you (apparently) encountered Highbrow and Skullcruncher in a swamp. Swamp of the Scorpion

At some unspecified point in the space future you (definitely) secured employment co-piloting an interstellar cargo ship and (most likely) got mixed up in the seedy underworld of Nebulan nightclubs and Transformer-smuggling. Luckily one of the Transformers you smuggled was a lot friendlier than the other and together you (presumably) prevented the reactivation of some ancient Decepticon robotic infantry. Desert of Danger

Find Your Fate Junior continuity

You tried to save the Autobots from an ambush by writing in a book. This came far closer to working than logic would suggest. Battle Drive

Live-action film series

Toy packaging

Very few humans are actually aware of it, but the unleashing of the power of the AllSpark has given life to machines world-wide. By purchasing a Real Gear ROBOTS product, you too now know this secret. Congratulations! Now, join the battle! Real Gear Robots packaging blurb

Speed Dial 800 serves as your robotic companion. Speed Dial 800's packaging bio

LG Promotional website continuity

The Nonbiological Extraterrestrial Species Team needed your help in locating Decepticons hidden on Earth. Once you completed the missions, you became a full-fledged member of N.E.S.T.[1]

Titan Magazines

Various puzzles, features, and games have been provided for you to prove your intellectual mettle. You may have the chance to battle Megatron's intellectual challenges, try to beat Starscream to a strategic item, apply for residency on Cybertron, or even become Megatron himself to terrify your progenitors! Transformers (Titan)

Transformers Animated

Be the Hero continuity

After Optimus Prime saved you from being run down by a rogue truck, the police attempted to apprehend him for some breaking and entering that took place the night before. You joined up with Sari and the Autobots to investigate and clear his name by tracking down the real culprit — Blitzwing. Prime Suspect On another occasion, you encountered Sari, who told you that the Autobots had abandoned her. As it turned out, Megatron was attacking them with remote-controlled devices, and they'd set about hiding the AllSpark. Quest for the AllSpark

A boat ride you were enjoying with Sari on Lake Erie was interrupted by a torpedo attack, which you were saved from by Bumblebee and Prowl. It turned out that Optimus had been kidnapped, so you, Sari and the rest of the Autobots tracked the culprit, Lockdown, into an underwater cave system. There you discovered that he'd kidnapped Prime for Blackarachnia, who intended to turn the Autobot into a techno-organic, however you soon had her defeated. Web of Deception

On another occasion, strange temporal disturbances across Detroit led you to team up with Bulkhead. Locating the time machine that was causing the problems, the pair of your were plunged back in time and had to locate the time machine's control spheres to return to the present. You subsequently helped the Autobots track down the culprit behind the time machine's activity. Time-Quake

Games

Hunt for the Decepticons

Hunt for the Decepticons

Transformers: The Ride – 3D

Upon enlisting as a new N.E.S.T. recruit, you were assigned to work with the new Autobot Evac and entrusted to transport the last shard of the AllSpark to a safe location from the Decepticons. However, Ravage broke in and stole the AllSpark, clawing at you before retreating. After Bumblebee retrieved the shard and gave it back to you and Evac, the two of you took off in the city, where Optimus Prime was waiting to guide you to both to safety, only for Megatron to then arrive and attack.

As you and Evac tried to get away, several Decepticons gave chase to you both. Despite assistance from Sideswipe, you and Evac were pulled into Devastator's Vortex Grinder, only surviving thanks to Evac shielding you both at the last moment. But just as you emerged unharmed, Starscream grabbed both of you by his grappling hook. Flung into a building by the airborne Decepticon, you and Evac encountered Optimus and Megatron locked in battle. Bravely, Evac charged at Megatron, taking you with him, and sent all three of you plummeting to certain death after Evac disabled Megatron with the AllSpark shard.

Thankfully, you and Evac were caught by Bumblebee at the last second, saving you from smashing against the pavement. Optimus congratulated both of you on a job well done, and Evac took you back to N.E.S.T. headquarters, saying that you can ride with him anytime. Transformers: The Ride – 3D

Hunt the Beasts

After the Autobots intercepted a disturbing communication from Shockwave to Megatron, you were tasked to investigate Shockwave's laboratory looking for information on the threat posed by Shockwave's runaway experiments. Hunt the Beasts

Unlike your other Transformers appearances, it is not clear that you are human in this mission. A quote from Ratchet to you suggests otherwise. "As the humans say, 'You are our eyes and ears on the ground.'"

Notes

• You're pretty awesome.